Case File #42: Cheese Stick Enigma
On 2023-02-15, renowned Mathemagician Sr. Emily J. Mathemagician was last seen with a stick of cheddar cheese, which she claimed was not just any ordinary stick.
The stick in question was allegedly imbued with the essence of 17 dimensions and had the power to grant the consumer temporary mastery over the art of calculus.
Witnesses reported hearing a faint cry of "Eureka!" coming from the Mathemagician's chambers, followed by an eerie glow that illuminated the surrounding area.
Investigation is ongoing. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the Mathemagician or the fate of the cheese stick, please contact us.
Stay vigilant, citizens. The truth is out there.
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